Bacon and Blue Cheese Burger

Crisp bacon and aged blue cheese melted over top

South Beach

Our 8oz patty pressed with ham, turkey, swiss cheese, mustard and pickles

Simple Beginnings

Cooked‎ to your liking

Holy Smoke

We add our holy smoke sauce along with fried jalapenos and cheddar cheese

The Canadian

Canadian bacon, cheddar cheese, grilled onions, and our BBQ sauce

Yonge Street (Longest Street in Canada and the World)

Two ¼ lb patties with american cheese, grilled onions and mushrooms and bacon with our signature burger sauce

Opa!

Seasoned with greek spices and topped with tzatziki sauce

Four Cheese

American, swiss, jack, and cheddar cheese

Veg-Eh?

A charbroiled vegetable patty served on a toasted bun

Mushroom Swiss

Swiss cheese and sautéed mushrooms

Turk-Eh?

8oz of fresh ground turkey meat seasoned and grilled

4Lb Kookamonga

The legend lives here! 4 pounds of pure beef, on a fresh baked bun, topped with lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, and cheese totaling 7½ pounds. If you, and only you, eat it all plus the fixins in under 60 minutes it’s on us, not to mention that you get your picture on the kooky canuck wall of fame

6Lb King Kookamonga

Our supersized version of the original, a 6 pound beef patty plus the fixin’s totaling 12 pounds of pure delight. If you and one friend can eat it all in 60 minutes, it’s on us

12Lb Humonga Kookamonga

Our kooky version of the original, a 12 pound beef patty plus the fixins totaling 25 pounds of pure madness. If you and three friends can eat it all in 60 minutes, it’s on us

24 Hr Notice Required

Prime Rib Sandwich

A half pound of succulent shaved prime rib dipped in au jus served piping hot on a toasted bun, with a side of horseradish sauce or au jus

Buffalo Chicken

A hand breaded chicken breast fried golden brown then tossed in the sauce of your choice, topped with lettuce and tomato with blue cheese dressing on the side

Canuck Club

A‎ classic club stacked high with layers of smoked ham, juicy turkey, crisp bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, american and swiss cheese

Catfish

A boneless fillet served on a toasted bun with lettuce and tomato, served blackened or fried

Buffalo Style Mac ‘N’ Cheese

Macaroni, with cheese, buffalo sauce and blue cheese, served in a skillet

Chicken Caesar

Blackened chicken served on a toasted bun with romaine lettuce, parmesan cheese and our heinz 57 caesar dressing

Portobello Mushroom

Marinated mushroom cap topped with grilled onions and red peppers with jack cheese

Sirloin St ‘Eh’ K Sandwich

A 6oz sirloin grilled to your liking topped with swiss cheese, grilled mushrooms and onions

Kathy's Bl ‘Fg’ T

The ‘fg’ stands for fried green tomatoes that complement this classic BLT served with homemade remoulade

Fried Ham and Cheese

American‎ cheese sandwiched between slices of ham then breaded and deep fried

Grilled Chicken

Specially seasoned grilled chicken served on a toasted bun with lettuce, tomato, onions, pickles and your choice of cheese

BBQ Pork

Tender smoked shoulder heaped on a fresh toasted bun topped with coleslaw (memphis style) and a side of beans

Donair (Halifax, Nova Scotia)

Two pitas with shaved gyro meat, onions and tomatoes smothered with original halifax donair sauce

Montreal Steamies (Montreal, Quebec)

Two steamed hot dogs topped with mustard, relish, onion and cabbage (cayenne pepper optional but recommended)

Great Maple Sirloin

A 6oz sirloin steak marinated in maple syrup and served in a skillet with blue cheese mashed potatoes and green beans

Catfish Plate (“the Salmon of the South”)

One‎ full pound fried or blackened

Deep Fried Cornish Hen

Cornish hen injected with cajun butter and specially seasoned then deep-fried to order

Prime Rib

Prime rib loin covered in our special spice rub, slow cooked, and cut to order served with au jus and horseradish sauce

Pork Flat Iron

A tender juicy 14oz boneless flat iron pork chop basted in BBQ sauce

Grilled Marinated Chicken

Two boneless chicken breasts, marinated in a zesty blend of citrus and spices and grilled to order

Fish ‘N’ Chips

Two generous fillets of cod hand dipped in our english beer batter, served with fresh hand-cut fries and another side of your choice

Steak and Fries

A hand- cut choice rib eye grilled to perfection with our hand-cut fries and your choice of side

Green Beans

Vegetable of the Day

Side of the Day

Cheesy Corn

Coleslaw

Garden Salad

Baked Beans

French Fries

Sweet Potato Fries

Cucumber Salad

Blue Cheese Mashed Potatoes

Steamed Mixed Vegetables

Fried Dill Pickles

Hand cut and hand battered served with a side of honey mustard sauce

Kooky Tenders

Four chicken tenders hand battered and fried served with our hand- cut fries and a side of BBQ ranch

Fried Green Tomatoes

A simple southern classic served with a side of mustard remoulade

Buffalo Tenders

Chicken tenders hand battered and covered in the sauce of your choice served with our dill ranch or blue cheese dipping sauce and fries

Chicken Wings

Covered in the sauce of your choice, served with our dill ranch or blue cheese dipping sauce, hand-cut fries, carrots and celery

Pick Three Kooky Combo

Start with kooky tenders original or buffalo style with your sauce of choice. Then pick two of the following: cheese logs, BBQ egg rolls, fried green tomatoes, or fried pickles

Honey Drenched Sweet Fries

Sweet potato french fries drenched in honey and cinnamon sugar

BBQ Nachos

A hearty helping of fresh tortilla chips, covered in shredded cheese, topped with cilantro sour cream, BBQ pork beans, jalapenos, tomato and green onions. Pulled pork or grilled chicken

Poutine (Pooh- Tin / Quebec)

From the backwoods of quebec, canada, white cheddar cheese curds over a heaping portion of hand cut fries, smothered in our special gravy

BBQ Egg Rolls

An asian favorite with a kooky twist, our BBQ and slaw wrapped tight and fried crispy golden brown

Cheese Logs

Hand cut mozzarella breaded and deep fried, served with our strawberry jalapeno sauce

Perogies (Western Canada)

Potato‎ cheese perogies served with sautéed onions, bacon, and sour cream

Rocky Mountain Ledge

A full half a head of iceberg lettuce topped with bacon, tomatoes, onions, blue cheese crumbles, our blue cheese dressing and a drizzle of balsamic reduction

Blackened Chicken Caesar

Blackened chicken served atop a bed of romaine lettuce tossed in our own heinz 57 caesar dressing

Chefs Salad

Fresh mixed greens with rolls of turkey and ham, bacon, egg, onion, mushrooms, tomato, shredded cheese, and your choice of dressing

Southwestern Salad

Crispy greens with tomato, corn, black beans, sweet and spicy pecans, cilantro sour cream, cheese and tortilla strips, all tossed in our mexi -ranch dressing. Fried or grilled chicken, or fried green tomatoes

Provincial Pear Chicken Salad

A delectable blend of fresh greens topped with grilled chicken, pear, walnuts, blue cheese, and dried cranberries tossed in raspberry vinaigrette

Campfire Cobb

A‎ delectable blend of fresh greens topped with grilled chicken, egg, onion, blue cheese crumbles, bacon, and tomato all piled high with your choice of dressing

Soup of the Day

Your server will let you know as we change it up every day

Prime Rib and Potato Soup

A rich hearty soup full of chunks of potato and prime rib

Log House Salad

Fresh greens served with tomato, cheese, egg, and onion with your choice of dressing

Asian Egg Roll Salad

Our BBQ egg rolls, fresh greens, cabbage, red pepper, and carrots all tossed in an asian sesame ginger dressing, topped with crispy won-tons

Birthday Avalanche

The mount logan (canada’s highest peak) of desserts with 18 scoops of ice cream, toppings, party favours, and a photo! Tackling a mountain has never been so much fun

The Avalanche

The dessert to end all desserts: a whopping 18 scoops of ice cream decorated with tons of toppings

Mini-Avalanche

Our snowball size version of the original: 9 scoops of ice cream decorated with toppings

Nanaimo Bar (Nanaimo, British Columbia)

A truly canadian dessert with three layers of chocolate, coconut, walnut, graham crackers, and vanilla, one word, rich

Root Beer or Cola Float

34oz float topped with vanilla ice cream

S’Mores

A campfire favorite that you can do right at the table: marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate…mmmmmmmmmm good

Hot Dog

Hamburger

Cheeseburger

Chicken Tenders

Grilled Cheese

Mac ‘N’ Cheese

Yes it’s kraft

Cheese Pizza

Deep Dish Cookie a La Mode

A huge cookie baked perfectly in its own skillet chocolate chip, peanut butter, half n’ half

Butter Tart (Canada)

A canadian pioneer dessert dating back to the settlement of upper canada, of course canada is large so we serve it in a skillet with no nuts or raisins

Deep Dish Brownie a La Mode

Triple‎ chocolate brownie in its own skillet

Peach Cobbler a La Mode

Peaches serenaded with sugar and cinnamon

Maple Bread Pudding (Hamilton, Ontario)

Maple syrup bread pudding with dried cranberries drizzled with a sauce

Pepsi

Diet Pepsi

Mug Root Beer

Mountain Dew

Dr. Pepper

Sierra Mist

Lemonade

Red Bull

Sugar free

Red Bull

Sugar free

Canada Dry Ginger-Ale

Tea and Coffee

Dad's Cream Soda